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The bird feeder PDF Print E-mail
Written by Doogie   
Monday, 28 September 2009
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I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it is, as I filled it Lovingly with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food. 

But then the birds
started Building nests in the boards 
Of the patio, above the table, And next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was
 Everywhere: on the patio tile, The chairs, the table ..Everywhere!

Then some of the birds
 Turned mean. They would Dive bomb me and try to Peck me even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket. 

And others birds were
 Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and Squawked and screamed at All hours of the day and night And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food. 

After a while, I couldn't even
 Sit on my own back porch 
Anymore. So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days The birds were gone. I cleaned Up their mess and took down The many nests they had built All over the patio. 

Soon, the back yard was like
 It used to be.... Quiet, serene And no one demanding their Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
 
Our government gives out Free food, subsidized housing, Free medical care, and free Education and allows anyone Born here to be an automatic Citizen. 

Then the illegals came by the
 Tens of thousands. Suddenly Our taxes went up to pay for Free services; small apartments Are housing 5 families; you Have to wait 6 hours to be seen By an emergency room doctor; 
Your child's 2nd grade class is Behind other schools because Over half the class doesn't speak English. 

Corn Flakes now come in a
 Bilingual box; I have to 
'press one' to hear my bank Talk to me in English, and 
People waving flags other Than 'Old Glory' are 
Squawking and screaming In the streets, demanding 
More rights and free liberties. 

Just my opinion, but maybe
 it's time for the government 
To take down the bird Feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, Continue cleaning up the poop! 
 
Last Updated ( Monday, 28 September 2009 )
 
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